ErkGloom's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic In Glitchawg]

The screaming gave me a boner

(Insert quote from cartoon followed by XD's and LOL's and other retarded emoticons)
(insert attempt at writing a serious review saturated with XD's and LOL's)
(insert statement that discredits previous statements)
(insert begging for positive ratings for the crappy review that I just wrote)

[Fishing for Furries]

I concurr

I happen to partake in the fandom, and this was hilarious. It's almost perfect, it retains enough neutrality to be funny for anyone. However, personally, I would find it a lot more funny if it included some true stories in it. :)

[Imaginary Coolness]

front page!

Congrats on your frontpage. well deserved.

servandovill responds:

thanks dude! i appreciate that :)

[Pokemon PoopBrown Version]

A little bit awkward, but still enjoyable.

The music kind of lowered the quality for me, also the upscaled pixels really took away from the overall value of the flash. However, I am still giving it a 5/5 because it was funny, and humor is the only reason I browse newgrounds :)

Eastbeast responds:

Thanks this might sound funny but I agree with you on how awkward it is, it's part of why I like it. :) Thanks I'll take your advice and work on the scale of my pixels for next time. Glad you enjoyed it :)

[Bronies]

Spazkid is awesome.

I thought this was one of your best flashes yet, Spazkid. I've been waiting and waiting for someone, anyone to speak out about this ridiculous fad. They've been posting their shitty memes all over e621 (a FURRY art website, not flavoring salts) and then theyre even making terrible modifications to the game Terraria. And worst of all (No, that's not the worst of it) they made pony avatars in Second Life. I am a hater and this flash makes me happy, but even despite that, I am officially a fan of yours, Spazkid. this flash is a fuggin' MASTERPIECE.
Also: The bronies are butthurt over an awesome flash video. Go figure!

[Hamburger Moon]

GeneralIvan is a huge troll.

And I love every moment of his voice. he's so good at what he does, I have yet to compare him to anybody.

[Spider-Ninja 2]

Inspiring, clever, and fierce.

Your space on the front page is well deserved. Good work, and keep going. I'd nearly forgotten about this, how long has it benn -- a year? The music fits well with the intended theme, too, so that gets points with me.

[Nerds can never love]

Final Fantasy IV!

I've been going through a sort of obsession with that game. Thanks for letting me know I'm not alone!

very awesome artwork and I was quite surprised when the "nerd" started playing the theme of Rosa and Cecil on an Ocarina...

[Captain Planet Rampage]

YAY!

I love all your flash cartoons Sexual Lobster! your humor is perfect, it's all I could ever ask for in cartoon. You should be put on the air or something. Wouldn't that be great?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that sounds stressful!